Monday, September 28, 2009

The Haunting of Granite Falls

Alex MacBuff lives at Carra, an enormous old castle in Scotland. He is an orphan, and even though he is only twelve years old, he is the laird of the castle - and he takes his duties as laird quite seriously. So when a millionaire from Texas shows up, offering to purchase the castle, Alex accepts. He is sad to see the old place go, but the sale of the castle will provide the money necessary for him to take care of his elderly aunt and all the castle staff, who have been so good to him over the years.

There is just one little problem. Mr. Hopgood, the American millionaire, is buying the castle for his daughter, whom he adores. But she is recovering from polio, and he worries about anything that might frighten her. So he makes Alex promise that the castle has no ghosts before he signs the paper. Alex promises...but now he has to find a new place for his beloved ghosts to live.

There's Krok, a Viking warrior; Uncle Louse, who was once a vampire but now is old and, to his eternal shame, has no teeth; Miss Spinks, a governess who constantly tries to drown herself; five-year-old Flossie, a poltergeist; and Cyril, a hellhound with enormous eyes, a drooping belly, and a very long ghostly body. All these ghosts are like a family to Alex, and it is with an aching heart that he sends them off to live with his aunt in her mansion - along with her disapproving, snobbish ghosts - and heads off to boarding school.

Once at school, Alex doesn't know that Cyril runs off from Dunloon, having been scolded by the snooty ghosts for bringing his favorite toy, a wonderfully smelly dead ferret, into the house to be sat upon by Alex's uncle. Nor that the ghosts run off after Cyril, and arrive at Carra only to find that the castle has been knocked down. Or that the ghosts fall asleep among the stones of the castle, only to wake up on a ship to learn that Carra is being transported to Texas to be rebuilt.

Alex is invited by Mr. Hopgood to come to Texas while Carra is being put back together, to make sure that everything about the castle is just as it was in Scotland. Alex is delighted - and he and Helen, Mr. Hopgood's daughter, become friends. They are looking forward to Carra's completion - but there is a plot afoot to kidnap Helen, and three very despicable villains are behind it. As the construction on the castle moves forward, so do the kidnappers' nefarious plans...

The villains are definitely two-dimensional, nasty through and through - but that sort of characterization works perfectly for the book because the villains are so over the top that it adds to the humor. Adolfa, the criminal mastermind (who has changed her name from Janet because her idol is Adolf Hitler) is a deeply disturbing (and clearly disturbed) individual, who belongs to an organization called CREEP:
CREEP stood for the Council for the Re-Education of the English People. The loonies who belonged to it wanted Britain to be run like a police state with everyone marching about in uniforms and being flogged if they didn't obey the rules. CREEP wanted to get rid of dogs because they made a mess, and they wanted to get rid of the queen because she kept talking about peace and goodwill, whereas what CREEP wanted was a blood-thirsty war to make Britain great. (They thought that wars were good for people.) There were a lot of things that CREEP wanted to get rid of: old people, because they weren't any use, and pop concerts, and vegetarians. And like all people with mad ideas, they started by throwing bombs.
That passage reminded me a bit of Roald Dahl, and it made me laugh (a bit uncomfortably, as no doubt it was meant to). So on top of being a vile kidnapper, Adolfa wants to use the ransom money to fund CREEP's bomb-throwing activities. Now there's a villain you just know is going to get what's coming to her in a fun and surprising way.

I read this book aloud to my 8- and 10-year-old girls to get us all in that Halloween spirit. It is a delightful book, scary and funny at the same time, full of action and adventure, plot twists and turns, and wonderfully quirky characters. It is a testament to Ibbotson's skillful characterization that my daughters' favorite character turned out to be the ghost of a severed hand. Despite its gory appearance, the hand is kind and thoughtful, and it writes messages to the Carra ghosts using a tube of blood-red lipstick. I was reminded of how much I loved "the feet," a particular ghost in Ibbotson's The Beasts of Clawstone Castle, another favorite of mine by Eva Ibbotson that is sure to be a read-aloud at my house in the near future.

The Haunting of Granite Falls
by Eva Ibbotson; illustrated by Kevin Hawkes (Dutton Children's Books, 1997)

Reviews of other books by Eva Ibbotson:

A Countess Below Stairs
The Dragonfly Pool

Have you reviewed this book? Please leave me a link in the comments! Thanks.

13 comments:

  1. This sounds like a wonderful book. i shall have to finda copy.

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  2. We enjoyed it very much - hope you will, too!

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  3. Oh, I haven't read this one! I haven't even read any Ibbotson to my son yet. I'll have to remedy that soon!

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  4. You know, I'd never thought of how similar Eva Ibbotson's kids' books are to Roald Dahl's, but you're right! The villains have that same absurdly exaggerated quality, and the good guys are all rather mild-mannered. Interesting.

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  5. Nicola - judging by what your son has enjoyed in the past, I think he'd get a kick out of this one. I'll be interested to hear his thoughts!

    Jenny - It didn't actually occur to me, either, till I was copying out that passage. :-)

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  6. I really need to read Eva Ibbotson!

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  7. Kailana - Yes, I think you'd love her books!

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  8. This sounds like such a cute book!!!

    ps - I like the kitten pic!

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  9. VA Gal - We did have a great time reading this one. We're on another ghost story now, trying to see how many we can fit in before Halloween! Isn't that happy kitty cute? :-)

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  10. This somewhat reminds me of a series I read as a kid since it seems to be written in the same vein. Sounds cute!

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  11. Ladytink - do you remember what the series was? This is very cute - I look forward to reading more of her books to my kids, since they enjoyed it so much.

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  12. No I can't really remember it. I know it had to do with a particular supernatural creature in each book like my neighbor is Frankenstein or my teacher is a vampire or something to that effect. I thought they were cute though!

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  13. Ladytink - Was it the Bailey School Kids, by any chance? Vampires Don't Wear Polka-Dots and Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp, etc.? Those are still super popular at my library.

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